Slide the toilet under the falling poos. Tiny ones are worth two, golden ones five. Dodge the pads, wipes, goldfish and babies: catching them costs points. Miss three poos and the floor's ruined.
New this run · tap one to use it
v1.8 · What's new
v1.8 · 8 Nov 2026
Unlocks! Ten toilets and seven rooms to earn, from a training potty to a solid gold throne, a beach, a castle and a space station. Tap Customise to pick yours and see what's next.
v1.7.1 · 8 Nov 2026
That's Cole, not Emma. Emma mode now gets his name right.
v1.7 · 8 Nov 2026
Emma mode: tap the button on the start screen and Cole falls instead of the babies. Don't catch him either.
v1.6 · 8 Nov 2026
Things you mustn't flush: pads, baby wipes, goldfish and babies fall too, and catching one costs points. Poos come in tiny, normal and chonker. It keeps getting harder the longer you last. Dark pink title.
v1.5
The game tells you when a new version is out, with a button to load it. It never interrupts a run.
v1.4
The bathroom is pink now. Added this changelog.
v1.3
Global leaderboard: post your score at the end of a run. Better layout on phones. Difficulty levels off past about 300, so high scores stay catchable.
v1.2
Play on phones by dragging anywhere. The whole toilet catches, lid to base.
v1.1
New bathroom, shiny poos, golden slow-mo, combo multipliers, splats with flies. No more impossible drops.